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Stupid Search Results

Parks

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I searched my name last night wondering what pops up, my Instagram, Twitter, and YT account are the first three results, pretty normal.
However the fourth result is a stupid ass Game Grumps reference that I completely forgot about.
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I deleted the tweet hoping that it won't be a result anymore.


What's the dumbest result when you search for your name?

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Parks

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Dang ass imgur fucking my mouth...
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Parks

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Here's the video.
Click to play

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

it used to come up some bodybuilder dude

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

My name is dumb stuff: Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn profiles (none of them actually mine) whereas my pseudonym leads to dumb stuff as well e.g. A YT profile that isn't mine, Imgur and some specific tweets.

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This random Instagram

Parks

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@Nat: It's you from an Alternate Reality.

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@Parks:
Possibly

sonny88p

When I google myself I find pictures of a former athlete and model

I wonder why?

My_nama_Jeff

Oil

Mine is not good.

My_nama_Jeff

Oil

@Nat: Man, they look like they would totally RAWR my XD

Parks

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I didn't mention it but the majority of images are from a tiny Texas town. It shares a name with my surname and the majority of people don't know the town exists.

Parks

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@oilfire30: What are they?

Jade

A few people have my name but mostly projects and cringey youth stuff

sonny88p

@sonny88p:
All: athletic accomplishments, LinkedIn, Facebook
Images: pictures of a former athlete and model
Videos: press conferences, athletic accomplishments, runway videos, music
News: athletic accomplishments
Maps: a place in the USA (that isn't about me)
Shopping: 1 movie (that isn't about me)
Books: a list of people who received titles from royalty and some other books (that aren't about me)

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@sonny88p:
Are you female?

sonny88p

@Nat:What made you ask that question?

Parks

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@sonny88p: Probably the modeling.

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@Parks:
For the most part.

deadshadow

foking furry

people in broadcast media

ltayl1

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I don't really know why you went to the effort of covering up all your details in that photo when you can easily search #pissinmyanus on Twitter and find it anyway. Also nice collection of Stephen King novels.

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@ltayl1:
Wut?

Parks

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@ltayl1: That reply isn't a big deal. I just didn't want it to be a top three search result.

I'm a big fan of Dark Tower, I hope the movie's good, but It's hard not to think it'll suck.

Parks

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@Nat: I have a picture of my Dark Tower books on my IG.

ltayl1

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@Parks: Yeah same. I'm cautiously optimistic about it.

Parks

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@ltayl1: At least the visuals will look cool.

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@Parks:
Follow'd

Parks

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@Nat: Follow / unfollow?

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@Parks:
Nah, just follow. Haha

Parks

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@Nat: Oh, Twitter didn't give me a follower notification.

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@Parks:
I don't get them all the time either.

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